“a simpler time, a happier time, a time when people weren't afraid of bad breath and hairy fish on their pizza”
“Hoping to take advantage of the public's affection for a cute name [Piggly Wiggly was very successful] they came up with “Hinky-Dinky””
“few things are more tragic than seeing a hippie have to sit in a cubicle.”
“I’ll bet they could crank this out in two licks of an anteater’s tongue.”
“Ever replied to a message only to find out that someone sent a better, smarter reply right before you?”
“Safari seems nice enough (certainly far better than IE6 or 7) but I prefer browsers that crash every 15 minutes, so I installed Firefox.”
“It may be the year 2008, but a whole lot of sucktacular software still rears its ugly head on PC's everywhere”
“git is like a chimera crossed with a unicorn with handy built-in saddle bags plus a sword.”
“What is that site, 20 lines of code? Fix it already.”
