Jerod Santo

Jerod's Chip Dip Depletion Principle

I have discovered a natural law of the Universe.

I will call it “The Chip Dip Depletion Principle”, which states:

Given sufficient snacking time, for any suitable chip/dip combination, the chip to dip ratio remains imbalanced until one of the two supplies are depleted.

“Jerod’s Chip Dip Depletion Principle”, a practical example:

“Yay, chips and dip! I’m going to eat some.”

/me: Snacks on chips and dip

“Dratz! I am all out of chips, but still have dip. I need more chips.”

/me: Reloads chips

/me: Snacks on chips and dip

“Dratz! I am all out of dip, but still have chips. I need more dip.”

/me: Reloads dip

/me: Snacks on chips and dip

“Dratz! I am again all out of chips, but still have dip. I need more chips.”

/me: Repeats until one of the supplies is exhausted

/me: Fat and happy that “Jerod’s Chip Dip Depletion Principle” holds true